jarrodwyatt

Hey im jarrod. im a teenage boy so if you wanna stop reading right now, i dont blame you. if you care enough to continue then i already respect you. i love everything that i can and i dont hate anything i cant change. i can be a bitch but im always there when you need me, here are a few things about me: -i love sex and drugs. wont deny it. drugs are a big part of my life, but they are not my whole life, which i think is endemic to a good life. -i love art. all kinds. i sculpt, draw, paint, sing, collage, play piano, guitar, digeridoo, violin, bass, pan pipes, lap harp, harmonica, and drums. (im not an expert in any of these but i know enough to show off lol) i write songs and stories, i love photography and any other art form really -i have one green eye and one brown eye -im bisexual -i can juggle -i was born a cancer and i smoke alot so thats probably how ill die too -im pretty smart but i dont really apply myself -i have an 8-pack (abs not beverages) -i have two black belts -the two people i love most in this world are sterling hornbuckle and shannon wylie -the only thing i hate is hate and i believe in giving and spreading love as much as possible -you cant piss me off so dont try. ill just laugh at you -i dont have a favorite anything. well i do, they just change with my mood. -i live in austin texas -im gonna be a singing stripper at gay bars (until im famous) -i WILL be famous -i have synesthesia, and an unidentified neurological condition that makes me shake all the time -im 5’ 7” ish and im 90lbs. thats about forty kilograms i believe. …… this list is getting long so im gonna cut it off. if you wanna get to know me, please let me know, my ask box is always hungry. and if you wanna tell me some things about yourself id be glad to hear them. ;D love, jarrod (aka tequila mockingbird) (aka rubberstar bluetits rainbow) Answer Questions

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Anyone?

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Ask me questions about anything http://www.formspring.me/jarrodwyatt

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Aug 24 '11

What if Hufflepuff is actually the stoner house at Hogwarts

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I mean, 

  • Hufflepuff. HUFF le PUFF.
  • They’re mostly considered nice and peaceful.
  • They live right by the kitchen.
  • Their head of house teaches herbology.
  • “Badger” is exactly the kind of animal a stoner would come up with.
  • Slytherins obviously do cocaine.

#THIS IS A LEGITIMATE THEORY #YOU KNOW CEDRIC DIGGORY WAS HIGH MOST OF THE TIME #I MEAN YOU HAD TO HAVE BEEN HIGH TO THINK OPENING THE EGG IN A BATH WAS A LEGIT IDEA

rebogging for comment above^

welllllllll it was technically moody who told cedric to open it in the bathtub….

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